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August 28 2000 www.mapie.com $1.50

"QUEEN MARY WILL HAVE HER BOTTOM SCRAPED"
"BOY WANTS TO MOUNT AUTOGRAPHED GUITAR"
"MOST SURGEONS FACE CUTS"
"TRAFFIC DEAD RISE SLOWLY"
"Grandmother
of eight makes a hole in one"
"Deaf
mute gets new hearing in killing"
"Police
begin campaign to run down jaywalkers"
"House
passes gas tax onto senate"
"Stiff
opposition expected to casket-less funeral plan"
"Two
convicts evade noose, the jury hung"
"William
Kelly was fed secretary"
"Milk
drinkers are turning to powder"
"Safety
experts say school bus passengers should be belted"
"Quarter
of a million Chinese live on water"
"Farmer
bill dies in house"
"Iraqi
head seeks arms"
"Prostitutes
appeal to Pope"
"Panda
mating fails - veterinarian takes over"
"NJ
judge to rule on nude beach"
"Child's
stool great for use in garden"
"Dr.
Ruth to talk about sex with newspaper editors"
"Soviet
virgin lands short of goal again"
"Organ
festival ends in a smashing climax"
"Eye
drops off shelf"
"Squad
helps dog bite victim"
"Dealers
will hear car talk at noon"
"Enraged
cow injures farmer with ax"
"Lawmen
from Mexico barbecue guests"
"Miners
refuse to work after death"
"Two
Soviet ships collide - one dies"
"Two
sisters reunite after eighteen years at checkout counter"
"Something
Went Wrong in Jet Crash, Expert Says"
"Plane
Too Close to Ground, Crash Probe
Told"
"Astronaut
Takes Blame for Gas in Spacecraft"
"War
Dims Hope for Peace"
"New
Housing for Elderly Not Yet Dead"
"Deer
Kill 17,000"
"Enfield
Couple Slain; Police Suspect Homicide"
"Police
Begin Campaign To Run Down Jaywalkers"
"Steals
Clock, Faces Time"
"Local
High School Dropouts Cut in Half"
"Safety
Experts Say School Bus Passengers Should Be Belted"
"Include
Your Children When Baking Cookies"
"Kids
Make Nutritious Snacks"
"Teacher
Strikes Idle Kids"
"If
Strike Isn't Settled Quickly, It May Last a While"
"British
Union Finds Dwarfs In Short Supply"
"Cold
Wave Linked To Temperatures"
"Juvenile
Court to Try Shooting Defendant"
"Man
Eating Piranha Mistakenly Sold as Pet Fish"
"Complaints
About NBA Referees Growing Ugly "
"Drunk
Gets Nine Months in Violin Case"
"Shot
Off Woman's Leg Helps Nicklaus to 66"
"Stolen
Painting Found by Tree"
"Lansing
Residents Can Drop Off Trees"
"Chou
Remains Cremated"
"Hershey
Bars Protest"
"Reagan
Wins On Budget, But More Lies Ahead"
"Man
Minus Ear Waives Hearing"
"Deaf
College Opens Doors to Hearing"
"Air
Head Fired"
"Chef
Throws His Heart into Helping Feed Needy"
"Ban
on Soliciting Dead in Trotwood"
"Typhoon
Rips Through Cemetery; Hundreds Dead"
"Man
Struck by Lightning Faces Battery Charge"
"Arson
Suspect is Held in Massachusetts Fire"
"Killer
Sentenced to Die for Second Time in 10 Years"
"Drunken
Drivers Paid $1000 in '84"
"Survivor
of Siamese Twins Joins Parents"
"British
Left Waffles on Falkland Islands"
"New
Vaccine May Contain Rabies"
"Lung
Cancer in Women Mushrooms"
"New
Study of Obesity Looks for Larger Test Group"
"Red
Tape Holds up New Bridge"
"Old
School Pillars are Replaced by Alumni"
"Bank
Drive-in Window Blocked by Board"
"Hospitals
Are Sued by 7 Foot Doctors"
"Some
Pieces of Rock Hudson Sold at Auction"
"Pickups Car Most Stolen in Texas"