Driving
School Exam Answers Driving
School Exam Answers
The
following are a few samples of REAL answers received on exams given by the
California Department of Transportation's driving school.
Q: Do you yield when a blind
pedestrian is crossing the road?
A: What for? He can't see my license plate.
Q: Who has the right of way when four cars approach a
four-way stop at the same time?
A: The pick up truck with the gun rack and the
bumper sticker saying, "Guns don't kill people. I do."
Q: When driving through fog, what should you use?
A: Your car.
Q: What problems would you face if you were arrested for
drunk driving?
A: I'd probably lose my buzz a lot faster.
Q: What changes would occur in your lifestyle if you could
no longer drive lawfully?
A: I would be forced to drive unlawfully.
Q: What are some points to remember when passing or being
passed?
A: Make eye contact and wave "hello" if
she is cute.
Q: What is the difference between a flashing red traffic
light and a flashing yellow traffic light?
A: The color?
Q: How do you deal with heavy traffic?
A: Drive like minamoto.
Q: What can you do to help ease a heavy traffic problem?
A: Carry loaded weapons.
