POSSIBLE SLOGANS PROMOTING NATIONAL CONDOM WEEK

1. Cover your stump before you hump

 

2. Before you attack her, wrap your whacker

 

3. Don't be silly, protect your willy

 

4. When in doubt, shroud your spout

 

5. Don't be a loner, cover your boner

 

6. You can't go wrong if you shield your dong

 

7. If you're not going to sack it, go home and whack it

 

8. If you think she's spunky cover your monkey

 

9. If you slip between her thighs, be sure to condomize

 

10. It will be sweeter if you wrap your peter

 

11. She won't get sick if you wrap your dick

 

12. If you go into heat, package your meat

 

13. While your undressing venus, dress up your penis

 

14. When you take off her pants and blouse, slip up your trouser mouse

 

15. Especially in December, gift wrap your member

 

16. Never, never deck her with an unwrapped pecker

 

17. Don't be a fool vulcanize your tool

 

18. The right selection will protect your erection

 

19. Wrap it in foil before checking her oil

 

20. A crank with armor will never harm her

21. No glove, no love!

 

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