Hello, how are you:        Hao Yu Bin?   

It's very dark in here:        Wai So Dim?

Has your flight been delayed?:        Hao Long Wei Ting?

That was an unauthorised execution:       Lin Ching

I thought you were on a diet:       Wai Yu Mun Ching?

This is a tow away zone:      No Pah King

Do you know the lyrics to the Macarena?:       Wai Yu Sing Dum Song?

You are not very bright:      Yu So Dum

I got this for free:       Ai No Pei

I am not guilty:       Wai Hang Mi?

Please stay a while longer:       Wai Go Nao?

Our meeting was scheduled for next week:       Wai Yu Kum Nao

They have arrived:         Hia Dei Kum

Stay out of sight:       Lei Lo

He's cleaning his automobile:       Wa Shing Ka

Your body odour is offensive:       Hu Man Go!
 
Pew! Does this bathroom stink?:       Hu Flung Dung?
  
Are you harboring a fugitive?:      Hu Yu Hai Ding?

See me A.S.A.P.:      Kum Hia Nao

Stupid man:      Dum Gai

Small horse:       Tai Ni Po Ni

Your price is too high!!:       No Bai Dam Ting!!

Did you go to the beach?:       Wai Yu So Tan?

I bumped into a coffee table:     Ai Bang Mai Ni

I think you need a face lift:     Yu Chin Tu Fat

Goodbye:     Ai Si Yu Sho Ti Li

 

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