Kids Instructions for Life
Never
try to hide a piece of broccoli in a glass of milk.
Rosemary, Age 7
Listen to your brain. It has lots of information.
Chelsey, Age 7
Sleep in your clothes so you'll be dressed in the morning.
Stephanie, Age 8
Forget the cake, go for the icing.
Cynthia, Age 8
Never let a cat mind your pet bird.
James,Age
9
Never ask for anything that costs more than five dollars when your parents are
doing taxes.
Carrol, Age 9
Never smart off to a teacher whose eyes and ears are twitching.
Andrew, Age 9
Stay away from prunes.
Randy, Age 9
Wear a hat when feeding seagulls.
Rocky, Age 9
Don't ever be too full for dessert.
Kelly, Age 10
Never trust a dog to watch your food.
Patrick, Age 10
Don't flush the john when you dad's in the shower.
Lamar, Age 10
Never do pranks at a police station.
Sam, Age 10
Beware of cafeteria food when it looks like it's moving.
Rob, Age 10
Never spit when on a roller coaster.
Scott, Age 11
Remember you're never too old to hold your father's hand.
Molly, Age 11
Remember the two places you are always welcome - church and grandma's house.
Joanne, Age 11
Never bug a pregnant mom.
Nicholas, Age 11
When you want something expensive, ask your grandparents.
Matthew, Age 12
Never tell your little brother that you're not going to do what your mom told
you to do.
Hank, Age 12
Don't pick on your sister when she's holding a baseball bat.
Joel, Age 12
Never dare your little brother to paint the family car.
Phillip, Age 13
When you get a bad grade in school, show it to your mom when she's on the phone.
Alyesha, Age 13
Never try to baptize a cat.
Laura, Age 13
Never tell your mom her diet's not working.
Michael, Age 14
When your dad is mad and asks you, "Do I look stupid?" don't answer
him.
Heather, Age 16
If anyone has some more amusing childrens stories, please email them to me