WHAT A DIFFERENCE A DEGREE MAKES

    

For those scientifically inclined. To convert Celcius to Fahrenheit C x 9/5 + 32.
Or Fahrenheit to Celcius = F - 32 x 5/9 

For those humor inclined, have fun :)

C

F

15

60 Californians put on sweaters (if they can find one)

45

New Hampshire residents go to outdoor concerts

2

40 You can see your breath; Californians shiver uncontrollably;Minnesotans go swimming
1.5  35 Italian cars don't start
0.5  33 Swedes celebrate summer and hit the beaches topless
0 32 Water freezes
-1 30 You plan your vacation to Australia
-4 25 Ohio water freezes; Californians weep pitiably; Minnesotans eat ice cream;Canadians go swimming
-6 20 Politicians begin to talk about the homeless; New York City water freezes; Miami residents plan vacation further south
-10 15 French cars don't start; Cat insists on sleeping in your bed with you
-12 10 You need jumper cables to get the car going.
-18  0 Alaskans put on T-Shirts
-23 -10 German cars don't start; Eyes freeze shut when you blink.
-26 -15 You can cut your breath and use it to build an igloo; Arkansans stick tongue on metal objects; Miami residents cease to exist.
-29 -20 Cat insists on sleeping in pajamas with you; Politicians actually do something about the homeless; Minnesotans shovel snow off roof; Japanese cars don't start.
-32  -25 Too cold to think; You need jumper cables to get the driver going
-34 -30 You plan a two week hot bath; Swedish cars don't start
-38 -38 Californians disappear; Minnesotans button top button; Canadians put on sweaters;          Scientists around the world celebrate since Fahrenheit and Celcius thermometers finally match.
-45  -50 Congressional hot air freezes; Alaskans close the bathroom window. You car helps you   plan your trip south (Or North if you live in the Southern Hemnisphere)
-62 -80 Hell freezes over; Polar bears move south; Green Bay Packer fans order hot cocoa at the game.
-68 -91 Life ceases

 

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